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Robyn AndBen
In Hong Kong
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Not your everyday letter from a landlord
Check what we got through our letterbox today from our landlords.
Some tenants get electricity bills, some get notices of rent being due. We get an offer to purchase some "Hairy Crabs". What. the. hell.
So are you going to follow up on the hairy crabs promotion, we have to know. Think I remember a first officer getting crabs in Hong Kong once but he blamed it on a hairy bedspread, moral to the story is to always keep something between you and the crabs... Think he chose a Thai girl,not too bright some pilots, and your life could be in their hands !! will get a smack when your mother sees this x x
Phew! I've been itching to know if you got the crabs, but didn't want to be the first to ask. I thought that you got them for free or as an unwanted extra - I've never known anyone shell out for crabs! Are the "hairy" crabs of Brazilian origin? We get crabs in North Devon but they're hard to catch. - Not that I've tried! Dave/Dad xx
Firstly, my dad, stop being rude and dirty :). As to the hairy crabs, upon further investigation I have discovered that they are in season at the moment but have not tried one yet. They are on sale everywhere in the streets so no doubt at some sage I will eat one even if i'm not aware at the time (it can be like that here). Anyway, got to go to work now. bx
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So are you going to follow up on the hairy crabs promotion, we have to know. Think I remember a first officer getting crabs in Hong Kong once but he blamed it on a hairy bedspread, moral to the story is to always keep something between you and the crabs... Think he chose a Thai girl,not too bright some pilots, and your life could be in their hands !! will get a smack when your mother sees this x x
Phew! I've been itching to know if you got the crabs, but didn't want to be the first to ask. I thought that you got them for free or as an unwanted extra - I've never known anyone shell out for crabs! Are the "hairy" crabs of Brazilian origin? We get crabs in North Devon but they're hard to catch. - Not that I've tried!
Dave/Dad xx
Firstly, my dad, stop being rude and dirty :). As to the hairy crabs, upon further investigation I have discovered that they are in season at the moment but have not tried one yet. They are on sale everywhere in the streets so no doubt at some sage I will eat one even if i'm not aware at the time (it can be like that here). Anyway, got to go to work now.
bx
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