Deer droppings
It has suddenly become very humid.
Every year without fail when there is a sudden change in humidity, I get a whopping cold sore on my face. I used to get them all the time when I travelled from England to work in America during the summers and now it is here again. This one is especially horrible, red, scabby and right under my nose. Ronald (who works in the office) says it makes me look a bit like Hitler.
My first port of call upon realizing that I had this new development approaching on my face was to rush to Watsons and purchase some Zovirax. It took quite a few attempts with the guy behind the counter to explain that I was not looking for shaving products (which he kept showing me), but in fact looking for a cream that could kick my cold sore back from whence it came. Eventually I had to allow close inspection of my face before he fully understood that whilst I was ugly and unshaven, there was also a new addition to my top lip region.
I was too late with the Zovirax and now my cold sore is so big I have given it a name as it deserves its own identity, and possibly the choice to vote.
This morning my boss spotted it and now the following developments have occured.
A herbel tea will be consumed on a daily basis to cleanse my system, my boss figured that whilst I am doing it the entire office should do it too. Apparently this stuff gets delivered directly.
I also have to take some Chinese herbal tablets that will assist in 'cleansing my system'. This part is worrying because the last occurance that took place involving Chinese pills was when my friend Danielle could not sleep. She was given pills that contained some type of animal semen.
So in conclusion I think that with all this system cleansing I will firstly be going to the bathroom a great deal. I also think there is a fairly good chance I may consume deer droppings in the process.
bx
Every year without fail when there is a sudden change in humidity, I get a whopping cold sore on my face. I used to get them all the time when I travelled from England to work in America during the summers and now it is here again. This one is especially horrible, red, scabby and right under my nose. Ronald (who works in the office) says it makes me look a bit like Hitler.
My first port of call upon realizing that I had this new development approaching on my face was to rush to Watsons and purchase some Zovirax. It took quite a few attempts with the guy behind the counter to explain that I was not looking for shaving products (which he kept showing me), but in fact looking for a cream that could kick my cold sore back from whence it came. Eventually I had to allow close inspection of my face before he fully understood that whilst I was ugly and unshaven, there was also a new addition to my top lip region.
I was too late with the Zovirax and now my cold sore is so big I have given it a name as it deserves its own identity, and possibly the choice to vote.
This morning my boss spotted it and now the following developments have occured.
A herbel tea will be consumed on a daily basis to cleanse my system, my boss figured that whilst I am doing it the entire office should do it too. Apparently this stuff gets delivered directly.
I also have to take some Chinese herbal tablets that will assist in 'cleansing my system'. This part is worrying because the last occurance that took place involving Chinese pills was when my friend Danielle could not sleep. She was given pills that contained some type of animal semen.
So in conclusion I think that with all this system cleansing I will firstly be going to the bathroom a great deal. I also think there is a fairly good chance I may consume deer droppings in the process.
bx
posted by robynandben at 10:55 AM
6 Comments:
oh dear!just keep taking the zovirax and try not to touch it too much cos it will spread.....
I would embrace the deer droppings if I was you as some of the chinese witch doctor shops that Mum and I looked into had dried deer willys,at least the dropping are made from vegetables!!
I could not wait for the herbal stuff to kick into action, it started to spread even more so i swiftly got myself to the doctors. I am now taking antibiotics and penicillin. Apparenlty I can't take it in conjunction with the Chinese herbal stuff so I am going to finish my course then cleanse my system afterwards.
bx
No snogging for you then, Ben!
Only if it's a good looking deer!
Yeah, but not while you're collecting the droppings!
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